Introducing... Katie Nelson

Ignore what the other two say; I am the one and only, the coolest.

Ok, I never was that great at introductions, so I guess I'll start with the basics.

I'm Katie. 20. From Crewe (& for the southerners out there it's t'up north). I'm studying Journalism, Media & Cultural Criticism at Cardiff University, however I tell the majority that I'm studying Journalism, because if I'm honest Cult Crit is a load of bull. 

Bekah & Charlie have, rather harshly in my humble opinion, labeled me as the lazy one. True, I do love a bit of onesie time and I wouldn't say no to a cheeky afternoon nap, but what else is a girl to do when a certain Charlie keeno Morris constantly has her head in a book?! All I want in my life is for people to entertain me 24/7, and when this doesn't happen sleep seems to be the best alternative. However, credit where credit's due, Bekah does keep me entertained most days, be it Singstar, bitching in bed or sneaking into people's houses (sorry boys).


Katie. Bekah. Charlie. Possibly the greatest three individuals you will ever meet in your life - and probably the most annoying. I'm only going to admit this once, but we must be a nightmare to live with. HELLO 4am noodle fights, drunken arguments (usually centred around a rather angry, argument loving Bekah), continous shouts of play with meee, mess, pranks and VERY loud singing. But honestly, apart from that we are rather amazing. So follow our advice & you too could be this keen, lazy & angry. What more could you want?


Till next time, bizzle x

Introducing... Bekah

Hiiiiiiii :)

Not sure exactly what to say as I'm currently cringing at the thought of writing an introduction. So I guess I'll start by saying I'm Bekah. I'm 20 years old and I'm studying Journalism, Film and Media at Cardiff University. Like Morris, I'm from good ol' Cheltenham in Gloucestershire (Yes, there is a racecourse there!!)
I'd like to think I'm your typical, average student. I enjoy nothing more than a wild night out with my fellow housemates and friends from first year halls. Dirty pints, Beer bongs, drinking games and chants.. That's how I roll. I also love a good snuggle in Katie's bed using her ginormus breasts as a pillow. And believe me, those bad boys are HUGE. Failing that, I'll be in my room, drinking a cup of tea and watching Eastenders. Let's just say I probably play harder than I work..

So yeah.. that's about all I can think of to say about myself.

Better say a little bit about the gruesome twosome. Firstly, there is Charlie Morris. This one can usually be found in the library with her head in a massive pile of books. Gets up at the crack of dawn, is easily excited, belongs in an Enid Blyton novel and is generally just an enormous freak.

Then there is Katie Nelson. AKA. The Slough. Literally just give her a onesie and a bed and you're in. She's probably asleep right now..

Anyway, I'm not going to sit here all day and ramble on for ages. Although, I apologize in advance for anyone subjected to a MASSSSSSIVE long essay by Charlie 'too cool for school' Morris. I doubt you'll get much of an introduction from Nelson either as she's most probably exceeded her daily hour of movement by now.

S'Laters. x